So, You Were Diagnosed With ED
Luckily, you’re only one of millions of men that experience this condition, and there are already a full range of solutions for you to choose from in order to resume normal (or not) sexual activity with your partner of choice. If society can help it, you will not experience a decrease in quality of your sex life. Don’t worry.
We introduce to you: Kamagra oral jelly. Simply eat the jelly and wait a minimum of twenty minutes before you will be ready for sexual activity with your partner. We recommend light reading, foreplay, or an episode of family-friendly TV while you wait.
Eating a jelly-medicine sounds unappealing, we know, but there are great fruit flavors to choose from. Once you pick the Kamagra dosage and flavor that’s right for you, you can ship right to your house, and the name of the drug will not be disclosed on your credit card statement. Subtlety is sexy.
How does it work?
Well, a super-slick drug named Sildenafil enhances the male response to sexual stimulation by relaxing smooth muscles, increasing blood flow to the penis (winner winner!) and causing an erection.
This drug isn’t great to take more than once a day, and you should avoid eating grapefruits or drinking grapefruit juice, or eating a meal high in fat if you want to get laid. There, you now have a real excuse not to eat grapefruit – sorry you have to skip the McDonald’s though.
You should also probably talk to your doctor before you start eating this gelatinous source of sexual delight. You could be allergic, who knows, and definitely can’t take it if you’re a woman or child or have a hypersensitivity to any other component of the medicine. Not sure if you have a hypersensitivity? Go to the doctor. Just go. Then you can have sex, we pretty much promise.
If you ignore our sage advice, you may experience an unexpected serious allergic reaction, heartburn, nasal stuffiness (can’t orgasm if you can’t breathe), dizziness, diarrhea (also not great in bed), flushing, an upset stomach, a headache, or diarrhea. Did we mention diarrhea? Go to the doctor before you start taking this. Go.
Also, don’t do drugs and don’t put yourself on a dosage schedule. Just take it as needed and lay off the poppers. And, don’t let your dog eat the jelly. Don’t let your kid or your female sexual partner eat the jelly. Don’t eat the jelly more than once a day.
In summary:
- Go to the doctor, and get cleared to use this product. We can’t stress enough that you should do this. We won’t be responsible for you getting diarrhea the first time to try to have sex again.
- Then, order Kamagra off the internet and tell your partner you’re about to have really great sex again.
- Enjoy the discrete nature of the sale, and wait for it to come in the mail.
- Receive Kamagra in the mail, and smell all the flavors to pick your favorite before you dive in.
- Notify your partner you’d like to have sex, confirm with them that they’d also like to have sex, and take a dose.
- Have intercourse, orgasm, rinse, repeat.
